The Oldest Year 2000 Problem


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The oldest time machine in the world destined to suffer from the millennium bug has been found in a museum in Liverpool in northwest England, it was reported [...]. The 400-year-old instrument, which predicts the position of the planets, will stop working at the dawn of the new millennium, unable to accept the date of 1 Jan 2000, like many unadjusted computers around the world, museum curators said. The equatorium, built by an unknown craftsman in 1600, predicts the position of the Sun, Moon, other planets and even eclipses through a system of rotating discs and arms. But the last date inscribed was 1999. "It must have seemed like an eternity at the time," said curator Martin Suggett.


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