The Lost Pilot

From the rec.humor.funny archives (it has its own link). Attributed to Anthony DeBoer (adeboer@gjetor.geac.com).
An apocryphal story that allegedly happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio:

Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over <such-and-such> beacon".

Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!"

(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."

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